Every Certificate. Every Number.

Load the COAs. Lab God reads all of it.

Every Vermont testing lab writes its certificate a little differently. We built a set of prompts tuned to each lab's COA format -- so the certificate goes to AI and comes back a perfect table, straight into your Dutchie environment. Bad scans, PDFs, PNGs, a whole stack of files at once -- doesn't matter. Perfect tables, perfect data, almost no hands on it. All ~50 cannabinoids and terpenes Vermont tests for -- the full panel, not just THC and TAC -- attached to the right batch, ready everywhere Dutchie is read: the budtender system, strain cards, and your e-commerce site.

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Lab God -- the real four-step tool: add the COA PDFs, read the panel, review, then upload to Dutchie

The actual tool -- add the COA PDFs, then read, review, and upload the full Vermont panel into Dutchie.

The actual tool

Four steps. Perfect tables.

Not a mockup -- the real Lab God, captured on demo certificates. Add the COAs, it reads the panel, you review, it uploads. Bad scans and mixed file types included; what lands in Dutchie is clean.

Step 1: add and link the lab-result PDFs
1. Add the certificates. Drop the COA PDFs in -- one file, a folder, or a whole batch at once.
Step 2: read and extract the lab results
2. It reads the panel. Every certificate goes to AI and comes back a clean table -- not one number typed by hand.
Step 3: review the extracted cannabinoids and terpenes
3. You review. The full panel laid out -- every cannabinoid and terpene, totals figured -- lined up to the right strain and batch. Fix anything, confirm.
Step 4: upload the panel into Dutchie
4. It uploads to Dutchie. The whole panel writes into your environment -- then every surface that reads Dutchie shows it: budtender, strain cards, your e-commerce site.

The lab already did the work. Your team should not have to type it into Dutchie a second time. -- Lab God's only promise

How it connects

Lab God fills Dutchie. Everything downstream drinks from it.

Once the panel is in Dutchie, our tools read it -- and so does your Dutchie e-commerce site. One upload, every surface.

Lab God -> Strain Cards -> Digital Menus -> Budtender -> Marketing

Show every number the lab gave you.

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